Anyways, Wiggy and Monty went to visit good ol' Dahl at James' peach pit house in New York city for a BBQ and Hitler was not invited because Korea wanted to detroy his face. Taco, Taco. anyways, Wiggy was dancing with Matilda who has gown up just like James and Charlie and all of the other kidlins who I forget and anyways Charlie was not invited for being a Traitor because... i don't know. I forget. Anyways, they were having fun then it all started to rain. bawww. Monty, silly boi, he kept coking the steaks and then they were all wet. In the end, they went to Starburgers for... burgers. omg, i'm so hungry. omg. Anyways, then they went back to the Peach pit and all the bugs came and Mr. Centipede and Mr. Grasshopper started playing charades but it was easy to guess who they were because Centipede was always Grasshopper and Grasshopper was always Beethoven. anyways, Monty and Wiggy joined in and Wiggy was either Frederick Frankenstein, The Waco Kid, or Leo Bloom every damn time until Hitler snuck in the back window and Ferris Bueller showed up just in time to call Hitler FAAAAAAAAATTTTT and bitch fight with Wiggy until Nathan Lane showed up and raped Ferris. this is okay. Later, Roger and Carmen came to pole dance. It was getting a little crowded, so they hired CeeCee to take all the pedos hiding inside the couch (the only pedo is CeeCee, say that and you're fried. He is the ORIG JOKAAAHGHHHR OKTAY?) so then Ms. Ladybug made a cake that said 'you're a bitch' and gave it to Ms. Pider who threw it at her new husband, Piderman. im still hunggry anyways then Ulla showed up and taught Roger and Carmen how to do it as they were doing it wrong. Then, the town screamer named Shoi came and showed everyone this:

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and they went there now but not right now later. hey now hay NOWWWWWWW.

Everytime at charades Monty was Cortes until Cortes showed up and got pissed. he then cried for a while until being raped by Nathna Lane. This is OHKTAY, too. Charlie then came and said hay what'z a goin' AAAWWWWWNNNN HEAR

wiggy had a Final ConfrontATION with Charlie and told him to GTFO YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE

then all the friends yelled GET OUT GET OUT like in that show. Charlie ran away and cried but got his revenge by creating a show called Who Wants To Date Bill Gates Even Though He Is Old And Married And Ughhhly. Charlie acomplished all this within 13 minutes. Neil Gaiman watches this show every day. Tim Burton and Henry Selick tell him to let it go and move on but he cannot, for he is not Johnny Depp's BFF. Neither is Selick, but this is okay too. Back at the Pit Party, oh, sorry, off track. I just had to add hyperlinks ALL ON MY OWN so... back at the Pit Party, Wiggy Wonka was suspected of being Gene Wilder. Not much later after the suspicion died (he showed everyone his drivers licence. cleary reads: Wiggyfold Bartholomewl Wonka III.)

the end.


EDIT: SHONTL is a DOOFUS.